Deck of cards

July 7th, 2008

A scattered deck of cardsThese cards were scattered about the ground, soaked from a good rain. I thought there was a chance this was the rest of the deck of a couple of cards I found in May. No such luck.

Four cards are missing from this deck so all you could really play is a game of 48 pickup. I guess they would work for poker, since I cheat anyway.

SAIT staff ID card

June 30th, 2008

A SAIT staff ID cardI found these ID cards in front of a deli. They must have fallen either before, after or during the eating of a sandwich.

They seem to be brand new, so it was easy for my pasted photo booth picture to look like it belonged on the card. It was a wild ride from there. I taught classes in Civil Engineering Technology, Baking and Pastry Arts, and Medical Radiologic Technology (which I particularly enjoyed).

I was discovered only because I used the term skiagrapher which is apparently no longer in use.

Odd balls

June 21st, 2008

I found these balls at different times on the same day.

The orange ball was near a school playground. It probably belongs to the school. The golf ball was lying at the side of the road as I returned to work from lunch. It probably belongs to Arnold Palmer. In any case, I kept them both. I think I deserve them.

I’ve been trying to come up with a new game where both are used but so far nothing has come to mind.

Tweed fedora

June 4th, 2008

Tweed fedoraThis stylish tweed fedora must have blown off the head of a local gangster, detective, or reporter in the midst of a gusty scoop.

These hats have become popular again, after having been snubbed for a few decades. The only people who seem to have shown any loyalty to the hat are Indiana Jones and Freddy Krueger.

I think there is a lot we could all learn from Indy and Freddy.

Two card monte

May 13th, 2008

Two card monteIt looks as though one of the local street performers/hustlers/entrepreneurs misplaced his two most important cards. Three Card Monte is considerably easier with only one card on the table.

I did some number crunching and without these two cards, odds of finding the lady are 100%. I’ll keep my eyes open for the dealer because I’m feeling lucky…

Sparkly diamond

April 28th, 2008

This find stirred up a fair bit of excitement within me. It’s a diamond… about 0.5 carats in size. I took it to a jeweler to see if it is a real diamond or some cheap imitation. As it turns out, it’s some cheap imitation. Dang!

If it were a real diamond, I would have sold it to buy a macro lens. So the bad photo can be blamed on the person who cheaped out on the “diamond”.

Calculator

April 7th, 2008

CalculatorJust in time for tax season, I found this calculator on the sidewalk. It works just fine and features buttons, dirt and a screen. It is solar-powered, which is a technology you may have read about only in science fiction novels.

I did my taxes and owe $226. Some calculator.

SD Card

March 24th, 2008

SD CardIt’s not very often that I find something I can actually use or that has value. I was delighted to find this SD card. Not too shabby! It was pretty dirty and a bit scuffed up. But once I got it home and cleaned it up, it turned out to be be useless after all.

I would rather have told a tale about how the card works like a charm and happened to be full of content that would make your head spin! Alas, I just cannot bring myself to tell a lie.

Phone card

March 10th, 2008

Phone cardThis Arabian phone card was lying on the sidewalk. I thought someone may have misplaced it and I could shoot the breeze with someone from Arabia. Maybe a king or sultan or something.

I tried the card when I got home. A voice recording said something about Hawaii and I got scared and hung up. After I regained my composure, I tried again but it was busy. I got through the third time but the voice recording told me there were 0 minutes left on the card.

Maybe I’ll make an Arabian friend another day. But I don’t know… it seems like a lot of work.

Sippy cup

February 26th, 2008

Sippy cupSome poor kid lost his sippy cup. Lucky for me, I was there to grab it before he noticed he dropped it. You snooze, you lose, kiddo.

The cup happens to be a perfect match for my “playing ducks” bowl and plate set. The collection is nearly complete. Soon, I will rule the world!