It is disturbing enough that someone managed to lose a flipper. What is worse is that this one is broken in half. Considering where I found it, I suspect it was broken while still in the owner’s face. The blood is also a hint. The teeth are also disgustingly dirty… something I also suspect occurred while they were still in the owner’s face.

I can’t say for certain but I am pretty sure the hepatitis infected my hand after I picked these up. But I’m still going to hang onto the teeth so at parties I can put them in my mouth and do character bits.

Uh oh. It looks like someone misplaced a pretty important note.

• folk fest
• tix 4 smitty
• Cull Royal Bank (I’d start with the cash)
• price out shingles & eve’s (I guess Eve needs her shingles priced out, too)
• Do not consolidate money to time share & home renovation
• mortgage payment
• how much
• $20,000
• time share $8,000

Once they’re finished culling Royal Bank they shouldn’t have to worry about much on the list, especially paying for Eve’s and their shingles.