This is a compact cell phone, similar to a regular cell phone, but smaller. I’m not sure what part you listen into but the mouth noise hole is below the numbers.

Cellular telephones of the future will be even smaller than this. Brace yourselves.

This vanilla flavoured condom was a half block away from work, lying in the gutter. It could have been dropped before it was needed… or after it wasn’t. Frustrating, either way. But how safe is safe sex if it’s on a busy street, anyway?

I don’t think it should be labeled as vanilla. It definitely has more of a malt flavour.

I know this is Pikachu from Pokémon, but that is where my knowledge of it ends. He has special powers and is some kind of little pet to a boy with a hat. There is also a red and white ball, and I think that is what he lives inside of.

I don’t know why he’s crying blood. I think his eyes rusted and stained his face. This is inaccurate from the real Pikachu, whose real eyes are made of cartoon.