My cell phone finds have entered the modern age. The media has annoyingly been referring to these as “smart phones”. (Media: please stop calling them that, and stop calling snow “the white stuff”)

I’ve never used a Blackberry… this is actually the first one I’ve even held. I don’t really care for it. The buttons are small, I don’t like the trackball, the screen is cracked, and it won’t make outgoing calls. I guess it would maybe just take some getting used to.

I hope Dawn has a sense of humour because Auntie Debbie sure does. I also hope Dawn is beyond an age where something like this might be traumatizing.

It’s kind of a funny card. However, the breasts look pretty fake. I for one have yet to see breasts with guitar string callouses on them. Perhaps I’m just inexperienced.

I hope you had a lovely birthday, Dawn. I can only imagine what it was like when Uncle presented the cake.