Monthly Archives: November 2014


HandcuffErotic adventure or crime fighting gone awry—I couldn’t tell. But this handcuff landed at my feet as a half-naked guy ran past me like the wind blows. Another guy in an impressive police costume was in hot pursuit. Neither one was letting up. One of them kept yelling “freeze”, which must have been their safe word.

As the half-naked guy ran through a parking lot, two police cars squealed to a halt and four other people in police costumes jumped out, tackled the guy, and put a new set of cuffs on him. They then did a bunch of paperwork and put him in the back of one of the cars.

Come to think of it, those were probably actual police officers and a perp.