I found this lip gloss under a bridge. I don’t know if someone was using it under the bridge or if it was just dropped there.
I bet the owner later dug around for it in her purse, frustrated that she couldn’t find it. By that point, the tube was half empty and I was basking in attention and compliments.
Oh yeah??? Well *I* saw someone pick UP a lip gloss (or glass if you prefer) from the ground here at the local summer fair last year. Then she turns to her friends and says “hey! look! awesome!” and…proceeds to apply said lip gloss.
Looked great on her. Just, I’m sure, as it looked great on the probable-herpes-simplex-victim-lady who previously owned it before missing her purse and dropping it in the dirt, food detritus, and animal scat of the exhibition grounds.